(Parody of “Happier” by Marshmello Ft. Bastille)

Playing Fortnite, you’ve been stinking
I think you’re getting crappier
I wonder if you’ll ever learn

Why would you just run
To the fight without a gun
You’ll get trolled right away, in that lame default skin
Shot by try-hards with just a pump

Every tournament, you get knocked with a pick axe
Then you fall in a trap cause you stink
And we both know that your game’s about to end

You’re blaming your controller
You held it upside down,
N00b, left now turns you right, dummy

I wish you would play better
But all you do is whine, N00b
Crying back in the lobby

Can’t you just keep up with me?

Quickly run, the storm is shrinking
You crouched behind a barrier, I don’t think you could get dumber

When your building falls
You scream “Res me!” while you crawl
But a finisher blows off your face, I couldn’t
help, I’m taking your loot, it’s mine

But it’s junk, of course, boogie bombs and pulse grenades
Don’t ready up, you bring a decreased chance to win
It’s better when your AFK

It only took a minute
For you to rage and die, N00b
Killed yourself with RPGs
You shot the ground while near it
It’s really no surprise, N00b
Last time you shot at some trees

You should have slurped your minis

Maybe, you’ve been, you’ve been drinking
That would explain your behavior,
when you jumped off the Clock Tower

So just go, just go
Go play Halo, bro
So just go, just go
Go play Mario

Lately, your stats have been sinking
Your kill ratio is absurd, go back to playing Flappy Bird
I just saw you getting no-scoped
So bad at being a camper, I think you’re getting crappier

I don’t think we can win it
With you lagging behind
N00b, every time they rush, you scream

I want to break your headset
You steaming garbage pile, but
Mom says that I can’t be mean

I’ll kick you from the party

Lately, you’ve been, you’ve been stinking
I’m think you’re getting crappier, I’m sure that you will never learn

So just go, just go
Go play solo mode