(Parody of “Glorified G” by Pearl Jam)

What was sung?
I’ve got no clue
That’s okay, I’ll just make it up

Horrified merman, drunken pelican
Charles is really in charge

(Motorized murder robot) skeleton
(Porcupine turtle hedgehog) terrapin
(Fortified Persian rugged) elephant
(Corduroy skirt goes with a) cardigan

Mumbling
Everything
Never could understand a thing

Caramelized virgin olive gelatin
Pizza Stanley was large

(Oceanside kerchiefs for the) gentleman
(Clarified turban lovin’) Megatron
(Gonna try bourbon made from) estrogen
(Mortified sturgeon couple)

Appraising this modem
Awakening corn bread
Holy Swedish Moses!

(Vintage soybean vegetarian)

(Nice song, I mishear the words) I mishear the words that were said
(Nice song, I mishear the words) I mishear the words that were said
(Nice song, I mishear the words) I mishear the words that were said
(Nice song, I mishear the words) I mishear the words that were said

Sort of tried
But not right