(Parody of “Honey I’m Good” by Andy Grammer)

Nah, that’s not the password
I can not remember characters I should input
Was it an O or Zero? (I don’t know)

Was there a symbol here, did I type a space?
Are there capitals or only lowercase?
(Did I use) letter S or dollar sign?
(A little) L, a 1, or uppercase I? (I gotta re-type)

No! Error! Doh! Failure! I’m kickin’ my computer!
Sigh, Maybe I just left the caps-lock on

Nope! Bah, that’s not the password
I can not remember characters I should input
Was it an O or Zero? Should I type ‘a’ or type the @ symbol?

Nope! Neither of those. Tried to use a caret. TEMPORARILY BLOCKED! SHOOT!
I’ve gotta create a new second account so I can get through
That’s what I’ll do
Now I’ve got two

Now the new password also failed
Got sent a hint to my email
(They locked me out) I’m not sure if should share
That my password hint is “derriere”,  so I’m tryin’:

Butt, Keister, Buns, Fanny, Posterior, Tush, Hiney
Wait! Maybe it’s “gluteus maximus”?

Nope! Bah, that’s not the password
I can not remember characters I should input
Was it an O or Zero? It wasn’t ‘a’, I guess I’ll try a 4

Nope! That didn’t work. No, I’m not a robot! Come on! Let me continue!
Can’t read security codes. Is that a G, a D, or Q?

Hard to construe
When it’s askew

Oh, I’m sure that, I’m sure that I typed everything right
Oh, I guess I forgot to make sure to type it twice

No, that’s not the password
I can not remember characters I should input
Was it an O or Zero? And did I use an exclamation point?

That’s not the password
I can not remember characters I should input
I’ve tried everything I knew, wait, maybe it’s my birthday

Also not the password
I can not remember characters I should input
Was it an O or Zero? I’ve tried every password that I own

Nope! Error occurred. Trying “OPEN SESAME” because I’ve got no clue
I’m about to come unglued. Error messages are so rude!

Here’s what I’ll do
Get a password tattoo
That I can just view
Everyday

(Try again) nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope  ya dope
(Try again) nope nope nope nope nope nope noooooo
(Try again) nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope  ya dope
(Try again) OH OH OH OH OH OOOOOOHHHHH!

It’s “Password2”!