Parody of “Wake Me Up When September Ends” by Green Day

This film’s completely “crap”
I think I’m gonna take a nap
Wake me up when the movie ends

How long does this chick-flick last?
Three more hours? I think I’ll pass…
Wake me up when the movie ends

Audio’s quiet then
Blows out the speakers
French subtitles again
I can’t take any more

How’d this pass the screening tests?
The camera’s not even focused
Wake me up when the movie ends

This franchise nuked the fridge
The dialogue is hot garbage
Wake me up when the movie ends

Reused footage and then
The audio’s unsynced again
Wake me up when the movie ends

Shots poorly framed again
The acting is subpar
Someone explain the end
The plot holes are bizarre…

My eyes have to get some rest
In hopes to forget what I saw
Wake me up when the movie ends

Can’t grasp these splintered themes
The plots make more sense in my dreams
Wake me up when the movie ends

Rather poke out my eyes 
Than have to sit through this thing twice 

Wake me up when the movie ends
Wake me up when the movie ends
Wake me up when the movie ends